i'm looking for some friends
so here's an olive branch
it's a ticket for the tractor
going out to the ranch
riding to the farm
it feels like a dream
let you savor all the flavors
all the spices and the cream
i don't want your balsamic
i don't want your vinaigrette
i don't want your blue cheese
all i want is (ranch)
feeling dippy with your carrots
or you got a dry salad
need more dairy on your pizza
or just a refined palette
make it wet with the dressing
ditch the cap, no finessing
get that coat on your throat
vinaigrette i be detesting
all i know is ranch
all i flow is ranch
all i sow is ranch
all i go is ranch
stomach rumble like ferrari
recipes like guy fieri
wishbone hidden valley newman
miss it extra sorry
so when you craving buttermilk tacos at titos
or the most american style of doritos
we can team up with johnny joe and reggie
if you're feeling bland we can butter up yr veggies
if you got the money, get an avalanche
its spicy, its creamy, it's delicious it's ranch
take me to the ranch
up on the hills
take me to the ranch
ah yeah with the feel
show me what you got
with the trees by the parking lot
in the back seat get your freak on
babe i can put it on the speakers
(for the love of god)
i like it in my coffee
because i use it as cream
i drink when i'm coughing
and i call it medicine
it was made in santa barbara
805
right by the goodland
goleta on the fly
oh baby
gotta give me some of that ranch babe
gimme some of that some of that some of that some of that
i need some, some of that white gold
baby i need it, need it in my soul
i let it, lay it down baby
drip it drip it drip it (ranch)
oh gawd for the love of god damn
for the love what are you just doing with it
you're not even using it
it's on the other side of the table
just pass it to me
just
i'm reaching
i'm reaching so far
i'm reaching over, man
i just
god damn it
i need it
i got a salad
it's dead here
(ranch)
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