hey there boy you'll always be the fool
and you're never ever cool
i'm sorry that's the rule
spill my milk i'll kick your can
i'll bet you wish you fucking ran
but you don't know who you're dealing with
i'm fucking jackie chan
after school when the bell rang
circled up in a blood ring
the crowd's ready for something
the people want blood and blood is everything
karate muy thai
krav maga tiger style
pistol grip judo chop
when i'm done they'll need a mop
body slam claude van damme
i'm going to kick your tiny dick
what did you say don't walk away
i'm going to punch your fucking face
i'm freaking out and i don't know why
i'm freaking on the inside
i'm freaking out and about to cry
i didn't ask to be the bad guy
better run when you see me
fists of fury i'm bruce lee
butterfly with a bee sting
the people want blood and blood is everything
break your arm twist your neck
turn your face into a wreck
snap your bones rob your home
take your cash and toss your phone
boiling acid melt your face
kill the jury and the case
your life will meet its bitter end
i only wish that we were friends
i'm freaking out and i don't know why
i didn't ask to be the bad guy
i'm freaking out and about to cry
i didn't ask to be the bad guy
burn the wicker man
all hail the jackie chan
who burns the wicker man
i'm freaking out and i don't know why
i didn't ask to be the bad guy
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